I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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