I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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