Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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