I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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