Whoa Z and x make the same sound
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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