So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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