question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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