Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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