whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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