we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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