Whats the glycemic index on semen?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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