Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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