Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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