I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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