he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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