Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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