Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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