Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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