the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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