the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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