me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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