Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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