3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
