He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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