At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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