I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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