just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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