just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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