i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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