like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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