high people should be assigned attendants
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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