i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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