The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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