oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
