I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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