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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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