i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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