I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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