That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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