lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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