This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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