So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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