so that wasnt chicken after all
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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