the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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