Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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