He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
birth control should be required to get into college
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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