I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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