Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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