please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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