it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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