why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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