i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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