she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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