I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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