She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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